I’ve put my profile up on a few free personals sites. My write up was very easy-going, saying that although I would like to meet someone eventually for a long-term relationship, for now I am just looking for friendship, maybe leading to romance. This is a reply I got this evening. I’m not sure whether we’re talking green card, or whatever the UK equivalent is, or if he’s just trying to set up an online thing.  He also sent me his email addresses, messenger user names, and phone numbers.

Listen sweetheart, we not had a proper chat, I be on messenger round 9.30pm on wards, I got a webcam.
I want to ask, will you be my girlfriend, I am still married, waiting for my divorce, when I get full divorced, you can become my wife, we can live together and in the future and spend the rest of our life together, having cruises and nice holidays, I am planning to go some cruises and I want a woman who will love me and wants to be with me to enjoy life, being happy.
When I am divorced, would you become my wife, if you say yes, then we can be together, as item, I do mess about and have jokes, I act like a child, but least I have fun, I don’t mean any harm.
So will you become my wife, when I get divorced, in can be ages but I need to ask if you would.
Chat later.